♪ Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick
♪ kick buttowski, buttowski
♪ kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick, kick, kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick, kick, kick, kick
♪ kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick buttowski! ♪
Nothing better than new wheels!
Nothing. Except...
Both: Food 'n' fix sloshies!
Follow them.
Nothing better than riding on new wheels
And drinking food 'n' fix sloshies.
Nothing, except...
Both: Lunch at battlesnax.
Follow them.
(exclaims)
Yep, nothing better than riding on new wheels,
And drinking food 'n' fix sloshies,
While having lunch at battlesnax.
Nothing except...
Both: Hanging out in the gully!
Nothing better than riding on new wheels,
Drinking food 'n' fix sloshies,
Having lunch at battlesnax,
And hanging out in the gully.
Nothing except...
Nothing.
(groans) kick buttowski and all his awesome hangouts.
I just want to smash him!
Gordon gibble!
What have i told you about spying on that daredevil?
Daddy?
When i was your age i had already turned west mellowbrook from a dump
Into the empire it is today.
I've given you enough.
Now you've got to create your own empire.
There must be some dump you can gibblize.
(chuckles) and the gibble knows just where to start.
(cackling)
Gordon! Work on your gibble cackle.
Sounds like you're choking.
Uh... Uh... Sorry, daddy.
(oven dings)
Gully muffin?
Gunther, i told you not to call me that.
Oh, a muffin. Yes.
Now this is the perfect hangout.
And our second home.
Our sanctuary. With no school.
And no stress.
The gully's the one place where we can always find peace and...
Harmony. What the...
Wassup, haters!
Gordie!
No one makes an entrancizzle like g-to-the-ibble!
What the heck did he just say?
Let me just consult my izzle to english dictionary.
I think he wants to return a chicken salad.
What are you doing in our hangout?
Gordon: Remember your awesome hangout?
Well, say bye-bye.
'Cause gibble & daddy construction is building an off the hizzle bridge
Right here in this dump.
But your bridge will ruin our dump!
I mean, gully!
We all have to make sacrifices
In order to better our regional infrastructure!
And daddy's gonna love my new empire.
Izzle! I can't wait to show daddy
How i gibblized mellowbrook.
And if i can ruin all your awesome hangouts in the process,
Then so be it!
Izzle! (cackling)
(gasps)
Oh, is me in the hizzy making you dizzy?
Just like your precious gully, i'm out!
(cackling)
Little help.
No! Gully muffin!
It's over, kick! The gully's as good as gone.
Where will we hang out?
And where will i bake?
Where will i bake?
I am not going back to mud pies!
You'll bake right here.
Because no one takes our gully without a fight.
(man reads)
(inaudible)
(man reads)
No one stops my bridge-izzle!
(man reads)
Hey! Get your own hiding spot.
I said, "get your own hiding spot."
(man reads)
(rumbling)
(man reads)
No!
(laughing)
And now that the bridge is done, foolios,
You two are out! (cackling)
(cackling continues)
You should work on that cackle.
Sounds like you're choking.
I'm not choking!
Now, go on! Get outta here!
You can take the kick and the gunther out of the gully,
But you can't take the gully out of kick and gunther.
Aw, ain't that sweet!
Now scramizzle!
Can we at least say goodbye to the gully?
Fine. You've got 12 seconds.
Well, gully, i guess this is goodbye.
No parent should outlive their gully.
Gully tears!
We've had some pretty awesome times together.
(solemn orchestral music)
(music stops)
All right, time's up!
To the gully.
Well, at least we still have the food 'n' fix.
Well, at least we still have skidzeez.
Well, at least we still have battlesnax.
(laughing) that's actually hair!
No split ends up in here!
Thank you, conditioner-izzle!
I think he wants to go to the biblioteca.
You mean the gibbliotecca!
Oh, kick, all of our awesome hangouts are gone!
It's not about where we hang out, gunther.
It's us hanging out that makes it awesome.
But gordie will destroy anywhere that we hang out.
Then we gotta hang out where we can use that against him.
Thank you, everyone.
As you can see i got rid of that awesome...
I mean, dump of a hangout and built you this bridge.
I proclaim the gibble gateway open for biz-iz-ness!
I... Gunther: Kick!
Huh? Muffins are ready!
What the izzle?
Hey!
Wow, this new hangout is pretty awesome!
Our new hangout, gunther.
Hey! This bridge isn't a hangout!
It is now!
Oh, yeah? I'll show you!
Both: Thanks for the hangout, gordie!
This is not your hangout!
Not your hangout!
Ha! I blew up my own bridge!
And i split my own ends!
And you gave us back the gully.
What the izzle!
I'll just rebuild it!
That's what you can do when you've got a money tree!
Gordon gertrude gibble! Daddy?
This is what you've been doing?
You call this gibblizing?
Building a bridge just to blow it up?
But i was just doing what you said, daddy.
I was just improving this dump.
Dump? This looks like a pretty awesome place to hang out to me.
But... But... No buts!
You're cut off from the money tree!
But... But...
I don't want to see you messing around with that daredevil ever again.
Gordon: Izzle!
And do something about that hair!
Gertrude?
Muffins are ready!
Gunther, these are great.
How do you even make them down here?
Easy!
You just add water.
Mmm. Tastes like gully.
Just look at her.
Uh, dad?
Kick, today you're getting an important lesson in automotive repair.
Really? I'll get those repairs done in no time.
The lesson is, never let anyone else touch your car.
Which is why i've taught myself dentistry.
Cheese!
And why i've taught myself how to do my own repairs for monique here.
Whether it's refilling the radiator...
(screaming)
Or changing the oil.
(screaming)
Or even adjusting the brakes.
(screaming)
The point is, nobody touches monique but me.
This guarantees that she won't get a single scratch, ding, or klapkus.
You made that last one up.
Yes. Yes i did.
But i still know klapkus when i see it.
Let me help you out, dad.
You lost me at "let."
Now kick, i want you to listen closely.
No interruptions, am i understood?
But... Ah! No buts.
As i was saying, unlike my family,
Monique here is pure, untainted,
Driven by no one but me.
And i know you're not even thinking of interrupting me.
So i'll tell you that monique is also
The very lifeblood that powers my body.
And unlike your mother who always interrupts
You're clearly letting me finish.
I'll add that monique is the only thing that keeps me sane.
In conclusion, monique is the sole reason
I haven't lost my hair, torn off my skin,
And melted into a puddle.
Now kick, what did you want to say?
Monique got towed away!
(laughing) well, i...
(gasps)
My monique!
Dad! Don't worry, dad.
I'll help you get monique back.
Monique! I'm here to save you, sweetie.
I just need to get through this fence!
Fence won't budge! I'll rip off your hinges!
I will tear our your endocrine system.
Or we could just use the entrance.
Hmm. All right, you win this time, fence.
I found this one parked in front of a fire hydrant.
That's a red sticker fine! One thousand dollars.
One thousand dollars?
A thousand dollars for the red. But for the blue...
Hmm.
Hello there, sir. I'm here to pick up my car,
Which has a blue sticker on it.
That would be a grand total of zero dollar-oonies.
That's because blue sticker cars go to the junk heap.
Yes, of course! They go to the...
Um, sorry. Say that again.
They go to the junk heap. See?
(yells) the junkyard is auto cemetery!
This is all a big mistake!
I put the blue sticker over a red sticker! See?
Oh, well that clears everything up.
Get me the mellowbrook police.
Babies.
(dogs barking) monique!
(shrieks)
Smash!
(exclaims) monique is next!
You gotta stop that compactor!
Too late! Once smashin' sam starts smashin',
It's best to let him finish.
Then we'll stop it ourselves.
I'm right behind you, son!
Good doggies.
(screaming)
Smash!
Oh, thank you, fence. I take everything back.
I got her, dad.
Let her down gently. Like so many women of my past.
Smash?
Great work, son! You even managed to set her on some cushy bushes.
Now let's get monique back to the...
(engine starts) (screams)
Don't worry, dad. I won't let anything happen to your car.
Car?
I mean, to monique.
That's better. Now let's go get her back.
You ain't goin' nowhere.
You let our dogs loose.
Now we're lettin' your car loose!
Smash!
That car's goin' to the demolition derby.
She's a goner for sure!
Smash!
Smashin' sam, what should we do with these two?
(in british accent) well, the appropriate course of action
Would be to detain them until the authorities arrive.
(chuckles) i'm just kidding.
Smash!
Um, your shoelaces are untied.
Both: Our shoelaces?
You ain't seen the last of grubby schmidt and smashin' sam.
Smash!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to the colosseum of crash.
No! Not the colosseum of crash.
Monique! Where are you?
Monique! Let's go!
Halt!
Only drivers with helmets and jump suits can pass.
Like this guy.
As for you... But my car's in there!
A lot of guys' cars are in there.
My monique! My monique!
Now let's get you to your seat.
It's up to you, son!
(engine starts)
Uh-oh. I can't reach the pedal.
No problem, bub.
It's like i tell my wife,
Nothing a brick can't fix.
We're building a house. Let me at her.
But how do i stop?
(laughing) "how do i stop," he asks.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, let the wrecking begin!
(gasps) right! Left!
Turn right, kick! Right!
Look out! Turn left! What?
Dad, i'm trying to drive! Dad: Brake!
Brake!
Announcer: Uh-oh! Looks like everyone's gunning for that little blue car.
No, not the blue car. Go to the red car over there!
There's no way out for this little guy!
I can't watch!
Can you believe that?
I can't even listen!
Well, i'm gonna open you up like a can of tuna.
I love me some tuna!
(crowd gasping)
No, monique! No!
(honking) (crowd cheering)
She's alive!
Oh, monique! You're safe!
Kick! We saved monique!
We sure did, dad.
Announcer: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
Kick, now that we're safe i have something to say.
The final event against
The junkyard dog!
Smash!
I told you, you ain't seen the last of grubby schmidt and smashin' sam.
Aw, biscuits.
Uh, dad. Now don't interrupt.
This is difficult for me to say.
(tires skidding)
Monique really is
Just a car.
Monique means a lot to me,
But, you, my son, mean much, much more.
Now what did you want to tell me? Behind you!
Biscuits.
Head for the exit, kick!
I'm on it, dad.
They're gaining on us!
Smash!
We're not gonna make it!
Hold on!
They're blocking the exit!
Smash!
Dad, monique is going to get torn to pieces!
No, kick. I put you in harm's way to protect monique.
Now i'm gonna put monique in harm's way to protect you!
Dad, i don't think that's such a good idea.
It's go time.
Dad?
(both gasping)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your new champion
And grand prize winner,
Little blue car!
Monique's okay!
That doesn't matter, son, as long as we're okay.
We sure are.
And thanks for letting me help, dad.
Of course, son. Are you sure you're okay with the grand prize?
Oh, sure. Monique was due for an upgrade anyway.
And i am gonna save so much gas with these babies!
(truck beeping)